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(Source: awwww-cute)

WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

"Faggot"

sir-doge-swaggington:

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that’s it right there.

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye)

vortisaurus:

so I hadn’t seen a Star Wars one of these yet…

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

purex:

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

(Source: fyspringfield)

(Source: michaelsocha)