Why are seals so cute and why is it so gross that I’m equally as round?!
magicalnaturetour:

Baby Seal (by carolineCCB)

magicalnaturetour:

Baby Seal (by carolineCCB)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

Stakeholders are backpedaling on previous estimates and are now saying that the backlash against ‘literally’ will occur before the end of 2014. We’ll need all hands on deck once everything becomes ‘figuratively the best’ and people ‘figuratively can’t even.’

(Source: anulqueen)

momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

momcrotch:

why am I so touched by this

cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

(Source: saltyjoe)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?