cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

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illumazombie:

JESUS.

(Source: ffifthharmony)

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

jcasanovaandrsn:

If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

(Source: jairustehvirus)